A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- âHey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?â
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!