Shittin' Sittin'

1. To keep oneself safe.

2. To be a wimp.

1. Listen bro I ain't doin' somethin' so stupid. I'm shittin' sittin'."

2. "Man, you really won't come with us? You shittin' sittin'!"

NTT

not the type

"Say, you interested in seeing that new horror flick?"

"Nah, I'm NTT."

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Fehrd

One who acts like a wild animal. Lit. a horse (Yiddish).

"That dude is such a fehrd. He flipped over the table while I was in middle of eating!"

To someone wearing a Polo Ralph Lauren shirt: "I see the fehrd is outside of the shirt today..."

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*