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Kevin Durant

1. A synonym for snake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer

4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake

ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)

2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!

by Yo Mama 694201738 August 17, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

A pretty funny website that gives slang definitions of words, useful for finding out what words mean in real English.

I wonder what picture means....
*googles picture*
Formal dictionary: An impression of something formed from an account or description.
You: What the fuck is that supposed to mean
*Looks on urban dictionary*
"An image that's been taken form a camera and printed out or viewed digitally.
You: Ohh that makes sense.... somebody should rape that other gay dictionary

by Yo Mama 694201738 August 20, 2017


Faggot

A man (if you can call it that) who accepts that his wife's pussy is her own property

Daniel: FUCK YOUR SISTER CHRIS!
Chris: No! Jeez
Daniel: Faggot!

by Yo Mama 694201738 August 17, 2017

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Nuke

What Kim Jong Un dreams about doing to the United States, yet his own missiles do not have the capability to fly past Japan.

Kim Jong un: GET NUKED SUCKAS!
United States: lol what a noob he didn't even get past Japan

Kim Jong Un: NUKE THE CHINESE!
North Korean Military Officer: Ok
*5 Minutes later
Kim Jong Un: WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POTSTICKERS!!!!

by Yo Mama 694201738 August 14, 2017

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Hilary Clinton

A synonym for lying. Past Tense: Hilary Clintoned
Short version: Clintoned

Chris: Democrats are great
Donald: Stop Hilary clintoning me!

Joe: Did you delete all those emails that were evidence for your case?

Hilary: Uhh... Nope!
You've been Clintoned!

by Yo Mama 694201738 August 14, 2017

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