Donald Trump

The worst fucking president the United States has ever had. He has a tiny centimeter long shriveled up penis and hands about the same size. He also fucks his own daughters and grabs them by the pussy. He has only got elected because Putin hacked the election in exchange for Trump sucking his dick.

"Breaking news trump has been elected as the 45th president of the USA"
Guy 1: "FUCK YOU Donald Trump!!!"
Guy 2: *shoots him self

Guy 3: Yeah Trump is the best I want to have sex with him!
Guy 1 beats the shit out of guy 3

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Game of thrones season 8

The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead

Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime

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