sex clap

The sound heard when fat people have sex. Generally caused when excess fat slams against one's partner during extreme thrusting.

Bystander 1: Oh shit yo! Allen and Maureen were boning!
Bystander 2: Nah. That's bullshit
Bystabder 1: Fuck you! I heard the sex clap getting louder and louder.

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