lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

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Puddle of Mudd

Shitty band. Stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies.

Puddle of Mudd stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" and used it for "She Hates Me".

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chizza

A chigger.

Yo, biznatch, stop nizzing on my chizza

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Burger King

They suck. Their food is decent. You only get one pack of sauce, and you have to pay money for every pack after that.

Burger king fuckin' sucks.

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Foriegn Objects

A band that would later evolve into CKY. Some songs credited to CKY, like Testing, Genesis 12a, and Planetary, are actually F.O. songs.

From these dreams I become immortal.- Lyric from Far Cry Behind

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Hell

What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.

Boston won, and hell froze over.

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grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

My Cousin Vinny - 1992

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