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When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.
Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.
A person, likely a man, who has been saved by a manatee, also know as, a sea cow, after drunkenly falling in the water at the Vinoy Marina.
Dude, I fell in the water and nobody saw me but amazingly a manatee rose from the deep and lifted me to safety. I was manasaved
When ur mechanic works on your car a leaves a mechanical surprise only to be discovered later.
Bill - "Man, I was driving down the road after having my car worked on and the wheel fell off"
John - "Dude, thats a classic Salprise"
When ur mechanic works on ur car and something falls off or breaks right away.
âMan, my mechanic just worked on my car and the wheel fell of when i was driving.â
âDude, what the fuck, classic Salprise.
A roundabout that is so absurdly tiny that it fails to function as a roundabout and instead only produces massive annoyance. Unless u are Colombiana and donât acknowledge itâs existence.
Aye sweetie why do you go around that Annoyabout. Itâs soooooo annoying.