Amanda

A third rate skank.

Synonymous with Felicia, bitch, cunt, whore, and trailer trash.

A woman who won a pageant when she was 6, and whose dumbass parents make sure everyone knows she held that title once, even though she is almost 40 fucking years old.

A woman who has a 6 inch bald spot on the back of her head due to excessive drug use and alcoholism.

Eg. Why does she always wear a baseball cap? What is she hiding?

Answer: You didn’t know? That’s Amanda!

A woman whose teeth are so yellow, it looks like she brushed her teeth with Country Crock.

Any woman with parents who look and act like Joe Dirt’s parents, aka the Nunamakers.

“That chick’s parents are redneck as hell and the dumbest people I have ever talked to.”

“Dude, they are definitely Amanda’s”

Any woman whose dad cheated on her mom with his own cousin.

Any woman whose front tooth is chipped because another woman smashed a beer bottle in her face for being a bitch.

That lady looks alright....

Dude, I walked in behind her, there’s something wrong with her. That’s Amanda.

Amanda, please.

That lady hasn’t done anything productive in decades. What has she done lately?

Nothing, that’s Amanda.

A response when someone throws out “Felicia”

“Bye Felicia”

“Whatever, bye Amanda”

That chick looked alright, then she smiled. Her teeth were yellow as hell and chipped.

Oh, I see you met Amanda.

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