Shapoopie

1) The feces that gets stored between the sack and gooch during ejection of waste.

2) The feces that lingers when you don't wipe your ass.

3) The feces that sticks to you hand when you "be a man, use your hand."

1) When I sat down, I could the shapoopie squelching in my pants.

2) I was lazy so I decided to just let the shapoopie stay put.

3) I was eating chicken fingers and tasted something wierd. I had forgotten that I had let the shapoopie stay on my hand.

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doorgasm

An orgasm brought on by having sex with a doorknob. Applicable only for women. And men who take it in the ass.

Wow, I got a doorgasm from having sex with this shiny doorknob.

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