Derp

used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Lower tax rates and far lower job creation. Derp

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.