crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

Derp

used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Lower tax rates and far lower job creation. Derp