Treasure

Treasure is you. You are treasure.

Jemma: hey dominik you are treasure

Dominik: what's treasure?

Jemma: look it up in the urban dictionary 😎

Lemon

Lemons are sour.

Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?

Gay

Ur mom... and dominik..

Friend: ur gay
You: how did you know