Yovanis Special

When you order food and request a diet pepsi but instead they bring you a regular Pepsi

I was really hungry and wanted a diet pepsi with my food but yovanis fucked me over and brought me regular pepsi. Get you yovanis special the fuck out of my department.

Thurston burstin

When a thurston fucks a baddie with a fatteie so good she squirts all a gallon on water all over him

He gave me that nice fuck I had to give him a thurston burstin

Chef Shmoyle

When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face

Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven

3👍 2👎

kfc

a place where you can get quite possibly the greasiest chicken. Run by white trash

Excuse me, wheres the colonel?What wrong wit you? I say you he dead

23👍 27👎

Randy special

When randy throws u in the back of his 80 then gives u the pounding of your life

The 80s ugly but I still got a randy special