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When you've just penetrated someone so hardly that they cannot walk straight. Usually accompanied by throat-singing or deep-voiced yodelling. So named for the village of Dirkhampshire, Winchestertonfieldville where clog dancing is common.
Dirkhampshire Strut Drikamapshirn We went so hard last nite that she was Dirlakhnampsinthere struttin the whole morning after
1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.
A very sexy woman with large breasteses and a thicc booti
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When someone penetrates someone in the anus so hard that their cock emerges out of the partner's right nostril and the cum and boogers mix and then are ground up and served with oatmeal to an unsuspecting victim.
1: I just twohigged her so hard last night
2: That's disgusting, everyone knows that Twohigs are bad dentists.
3: I love oatmeal
2: NANI!?!?!?!?
When you dress up as a dentist, cut someone's two front teeth out, and then convince them to give you a blowjob. Typically used as a role-play or foreplay scenario.
We did the twohig last night and it got us wetter than usual.
A delicious food item that is tastey
I love me a good shrimp scampi
When you look in the mirror and you are really happy with how you look! :)
I felt really Mirror Gay this morning because I am so sexy.