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a place Downriver where middle and high school bullies grow up to hang out and get into fights at Front Row after having one too many watered down beers and making fun of everybody
Southgate: The Heart of Downriver
a talentless singer that is only famous for her single All About That Bass, a song that is about having a butt and is degrading to skinny girls. Her voice doesn't match her appearance. She made another song called Lips Are Movin' when nobody gave her permission to do so.
Ed: Hey, do you like Meghan Trainor?
Me: NO! She's a talentless singer that is only famous for her single All About That Bass.
Ed: Wow, you're so right!
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a girl who posts nothing but selfies on Instagram. Many of their selfies feature the duck face, a really annoying fucking face that consists of kissy lips and looks really fucking stupid.
Bestie: You're SO a selfie queen! You post nothing but selfies on Instagram and many of them feature the duck face
Instabitch: *Takes duck face picture of herself* SELFIEEE!! Better post this shit on Instagram before all my followers forget what I look like! #selfie. #whitegirl. #duckface. #single. #cute. POST!!!
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a popular alternative way of calling a girl a hoe, even though it's the stupidest fucking word to ever exist following the words "swag" and "yolo". It's used by many ghetto folks as well as Chief Keef.
Amy: She's such a thot!
Me: Bitch, just say hoe!
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A department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding. Although a nice store that sometimes has great prices during sales, they only care about opening new charge cards could care less about ruining peoples' credit scores. You'll get great deals if you're responsible with your charge card, but have ridiculous exclusions that don't include "prestige brands" such as Nike, which is something that no athlete wants to hear.
As an employee, you'll have to put up with inconsistent hours, managers with little to no people skills, and impossible deadlines to get things done. One week, you'll get 30+hours and less than 5 the next week. The managers scold you and make demands instead of talking to you like you're a human being (probably because they don't have a life or any friends outside of Kohls). When you're in a bind, they will state the obvious and do nothing to help you, yet obliviously continue to make demands. The managers will also push you very hard to get things done in a very short period of time.
Person 1: Let's go to Kohls!
Person 2: Okay! Kohls is a department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding.
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the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.
Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!
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a person who lives in the ghetto or public housing with no intent to make it out of there. A hoodrat is usually unemployed and won't seek employment because they instead chose to live off of government assistance, child support payments, and food stamps. They often have unplanned children with one or multiple "baby daddies", some of which end up in jail or simply run because of their mistake. Food stamps are often spent on Flammin' Hot Cheetos. Any money that they do have gets spent on Ciroc.
Joe: Are you a hoodrat?
Loran: No, a hoodrat is a person who lives in the ghetto or public housing. I live in the suburbs!
Joe: I stand corrected!
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