Cyrus Effect

The Cyrus Effect is the result of the presence of a cyrus online causing you to lag/wifi go down whenever they appear online. It may seem like a coincidence until it happens every single time. Careful though, it will sometimes not mess with your wifi and mess with somebody else instead to throw you off its trail. Spread the word.

Kat: Yo I'm lagging so hard rn.
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME