Iraq

1. a place where towelheads/ragheads launch rocket propelled grenades(RPGS) and detonate roadside bombs (IEDs) at US soldiers while they fight a war for people who don't want us there in the first place.

2. the believed "haven of terrorism and anti-american beliefs", while 'none of the other 20-some countries in the middle-east have anything to do with it'.

3. the 52nd state of the United States of America, right after Afghanistan.

4. a lost cause.

President Bush: Ya'll, we have enfermation that the eeerackers are working with the afghaners and the kazakstaners to launch WoMDs at Americaaaaaa. Bomb the eeeraners wile we're at it!

Democrats & Republicans: What about education, healthcare, the economy, values & beliefs of the iraqi people, and social security?

President Bush: -squints into distance-
Fuck it son, we're goin' to war yyeeeehaaw!

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