Mankin

A napkin covered in a mans cum that a thot uses to whipe her mouth with after a juicy meal

Thot: that meal was great
Guy: need a mankin
Thot: *wipes mankin all over face* nice cum, delicious

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Spooky scary skeletons

When spooky scary skeletons go to your house and fuck you spookily with their scary boners and rip off your flesh to make you a skeleton

Guy: sleeping

Spooky scary skeletons appear
Guy: *scared noises*
Skeletons: * spooky noises*
Guy: *gets analed by bones*
Guy: aaaaah i just got raped by the spooky scary skeletons
Guys flesh is ripped off
Skeletons: *chanting* one of us, one of us

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Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again