scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

Wesneday

The day after Tuesday if someone aks you what day it is

Aks him what day it is.

It's Wesneday, the day before Frursday, brraap!

winge drinking

drinking too much and complaining about the aftereffects the next day (closely associated with binge drinking)

'Aaaarch, me head's killing me today. Me bowels are shot and got a tongue like a gravedigger's flip flop bruv'.

'Sick man. You's been winge drinking again innit'