H&M

The act of stripping naked, tying one of your ankles to your friend's ankle, and ramming your cocks as hard as possible in the asses of two girls who are very tightly conjoined by a shackle around their torsos, in that order.

Vanilla sex bored Joe and Donald, prompting them to do the H&M with their girlfriends.

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Grimace

(v.) To frown. Period. Not some McDonald's sex act or some shit.

Alice grimaced when Bob emasculated himself with his pants zipper at their son's school. His cock and balls fell right in the boy's mouth.

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Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

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crash the nebula

To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.

The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.

Joe Biden better not crash the nebula with his dementia and extreme idiocy.

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