Lawful Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Lawful Good" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Chaotic Stupid)

Lawful Stupid Player: My Paladin detects evil on the wizard, and attacks!

Other Players: But he's got an ogre and ten orcs...

Lawful Stupid Player: I smite the Wizard.

-The party is subsequently massacred.-

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Chaotic Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Chaotic Evil" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Lawful Stupid)

Chaotic Stupid Player: I kill the girl.

DM: ...Why?

Chaotic Stupid Player: Because I'm evil.

DM: Okay, you murder the little girl in front of everyone to show how totally badass and evil you are. The militia charge you down and kill you.

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