Realtor

A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.

What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.

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Y.S.A.

Yorkie Stompers of America an organisation making the world a better place one yorkie dog at a time.

The Y.S.A. wants to remind you, that only you can prevent yorkie dogs

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pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

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black activist

An expert at using guilt, intimidation and the threat of racial violence to shake down whitey.

What do you call a white guy who talks of white rage, and the threat of racial violence? A despicable racist. What do you call a black guy who talks about black rage, and the threat of racial violence? A black activist.

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broke nigga

What a nigga is the day before the check arrives.

I shore hope the check's on time, I'm one broke nigga.

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cynic

A name assholes give themselves to add a cover of philosophy to their bullshit.

I am not an ordinary asshole, I am a cynic and therefore a philosopher.

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lynchin'

A form of population control that has been replaced by the drive by shooting.

Great granddad said in his county they were lucky if there was only 1 lynchin' a year. In my hood we're lucky if there is only 1 drive by a week.

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