obama

Someone who understands and loves everyone. except poor working class whites. A bullshitter whose bullshit is wearing thin.

If I said about poor working class blacks what obama said about poor working glass whites I'd be denounced as a racist.

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broke nigga

What a nigga is the day before the check arrives.

I shore hope the check's on time, I'm one broke nigga.

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cynic

A name assholes give themselves to add a cover of philosophy to their bullshit.

I am not an ordinary asshole, I am a cynic and therefore a philosopher.

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lynchin'

A form of population control that has been replaced by the drive by shooting.

Great granddad said in his county they were lucky if there was only 1 lynchin' a year. In my hood we're lucky if there is only 1 drive by a week.

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Realtor

A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.

What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.

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thumbs down

Proof that some people have bothered to read your definition.

A thumbs down is beter than no thumbs at all

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Waffle house

The only reason to go to disney world. An exact opposite of the magic kingdom and a lot more enjoyable.

If we aren't stopping at every Waffle house, on the way you can forget the magic kingdom .

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