kavanaughed

Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.

Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!

“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”

“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”

“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”

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