Yoshug Moment

When you continuously misread time and don't have the brain capacity to understand time zones, and then blame others for being correct.

12:14 AM CET
A - happy bday jarvis even tho its 40 mins early

B - 40 mins early? are u on crack rn? aren't u fucking italian? Do I need to have a lesson about time like I did last summer with half of the community?
A - Bro, hes fucking english, means that i was 40 minutes early to his fucking birthday
B - oh, you're still wrong

C- man, that's a yoshug moment

Mökad

Originally "myk" from old Swedish, this work became "mocka" which means to shuffle animal shit.

"Mök", a word for stench also comes from"myk".

The word mökad is a verb that generally means that you are being dominated or are loosing heavily.

One example is if you get ankle checked in football or you fall after a hard tackle.

Can be used as "mökad" -> talking about yourself or "möka" -> talking about someone else
Mostly used in a smaller regional range around the Swedish lowlands in Västragötaland
Comparable to "he shat on me/i'm getting shitted on" while being dominated in videogames, sports ect.

Example 1:

Player 1: Bror, hur går det?
Player 2: Mannen jag blir mökad så fort jag spawnar!

Example 2:
Player 1: Mannen han drippla sönder dig.
Player 2: Jag vet!
Player 1: Bror han möka dig totalt.