Majd

A giant purple seagull that comes to people in dreams and takes them to Neverland every 2nd Tuesday to arm wrestle former President Obama for the last candy bar. The victorious person will rein over the candy store for 2 weeks until the next Tuesday, but outsiders rarely beat former President Obama. Then Majd takes the loser home in shame. Majd is always searching for better and better contenders.

To liken someone to Majd can be seen as a great honor, as the purple seagull is widely respected in Neverland and the surrounding areas. *Some rif-raf nonbelievers have been known to use Majd as slang for crazy.

“Did you see that bird? I swear that was Majd.”
“It was so cool when you did that last triple backflip, you were like Majd.”