Pool

A highly complex game played by highly intelligent people. All players play on a table, placing their coins on the edge. The object is to hit your opponent's coins off of the table.

Players who use extra large coins (such as half-dollars) are usually considered 'douchebags' and lose anyways. Such players also tend to wear flannel pants.

Obstacles, such as milk cartons, can be thrown in for extra difficulty.

Bill: "Your mom is so hot."
Phil: "OK."
Bill: "Let's play pool."
Phil: "OK."

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