Godwin's Law

A term that originated on Usenet, Godwin's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Adolf Hitler or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Godwin's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"Dude, shut up. Nobody cares what you think."

"Oh, so now you're trying to censor me? Go to hell, you damn Nazi!"

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sausage fest

A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.

"Where the hell are all the chicks? This party is a total sausage fest."

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Samuel Jackson Beer

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

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Whoregasm

When a female sex worker (stripper, prostitute, or porn star) has an actual (not faked) orgasm while doing her job.

"I had the biggest whoregasm the other day while filming that threesome scene with Mike and Rob."

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Strip Happens

When you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn't working that night.

"I drove all the way across town so I could get a lap dance from Liz, but when I got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. Oh well, strip happens."

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Stella

The female equivalent of a Guido. This term describes a woman of (usually of Italian descent) who wears lots of makeup, short skirts or stretch pants, anything with a leopard print on it, high heels, cheap jewelry, and lots of hair spray. Stellas are also known for their love of dance music and chewing gum.

Marissa Tomei's character in "My Cousin Vinnie" is a stereotypical Stella.

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Vitamin T

Slang term for Tequila.

"We drove down to Tiajuana over the weekend and drank a lot of Vitamin T, but almost got thrown in jail."

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