Invaliduous

A descriptive word pertaining to someone with tendencies that could be comparable with an invalid. Typically idiotic actions.

George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is commented as an invaliduous politician, due to our current economic climate.

Em oi

A Vietnamese phrase similar to “Hello?” or “Excuse me?” in British English. Can be said as a means of calling the attention of someone younger than you.

Anh and Ha sat in a restaurant

Ha: I’m starving. Where’s that waiter got to?
Anh: Let me check. Em oi!
Waiter: What do you want?