Paul Brothers

Dumb and Dumber, only in real life.

They would have made a great movie, wouldn't they? I can see them in the trailers and headlines now: Dumb and Dumber, featuring the Paul Brothers! Two moronic YouTubers with no sense of purpose go out and try to hook up with a girl completely terrified of them! They try and win her heart but end up looking like complete twats in the process! The entire movie is a just a vlog formatted into an mp4, so it will be the first movie completely in a phone-vertical view! Tickets start for as little as 15 cents.

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circlejerk

Ironically enough, this term is rarely used to describe skinny, testosterone-deficient hermaphrodites who constantly make/support posts degrading Reddit users.

Retard 1: Hey man I just woke up today and upvoted a defamatory meme about Redditors being unattractive and wearing fedoras, I’ll post that anti-normie propaganda later today xD

Retard 2: Dude save it for the circlejerk, I’m already close to cumming!

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy

A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.

"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"