Muslim

Bomb

quiet kid: hi im muslim
smart kid: WERE GONNA DIE
Quiet kid: bomb ;)

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Monday

hell

mother: wake up its monday
son: uhm where are the knives again

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

Snitch

The only time you can beat someone up without going to jail

Cool kid: -steals car-
Snitch: HE STOLE A CAR
Cool kid: -beats the kid-
Cops: why man why
Cool kid: he snitched on me
Cops: Okay so your free to go

Covid

A reason to play more video games

LESSS GO COVID
FORTNITE ALL DAY BOYS

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