Fun quota

A fixed amount of entertainment or amusement that must be met by a single individual. It usually involves drinking copious amounts of alcohol until one nears blacking out. Easiest way to reach your fun quota is simple: just have fun and don't be a pussy.

Kirk: I'm almost at my fun quota. I just need a few more shots.

Mike: I've exceeded my fun quota, bitch get real!

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Hospital faded

A person drinks so much that they get alcohol poisoning and end up having to go to the hospital.

One can substitute the name of one's local hospital for "hospital." ex. Sacred Heart faded

Tim: Did you hear John got hospital faded last night?!

Mark: Yeah they pumped his stomach and he shit out a brick!

Nigga, you gay

What you say to someone when they are displaying homosexual tendencies, such as a guy describing an intimate friendship that he has with another male

Blake: I love you man. You're the best friend I've got.

Ricky: Nigga, you gay.

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