Bromance

A friendship (typically between two guys) that is romance between bros. Nothing really gay about it. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Chester: Bromance! Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it. I love you in the most heterosexual way!
Ryan: hold me...to a promise that I'll be the kind that friend that in the end will always keep you company.

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Connor

A mother fucking douchebag. Has no honey. Spends all of his time looking up "good looking" girls on the Internet. Doesn't give a shit about relationships. He is narcisexual.

Person 1: I broke up with Connor
Person 2: Good for you!

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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!