Steved

A reference to the Garfunkel and Oates’s song “You, Me and Steve”. A Steve is someone who is a cock block or a third wheel that will not leave. To be “Steved” is when you do not hook up with someone exclusively due to the presence of a Steve. A Steve can be a clueless friend of either of the romantically or otherwise involved duo or just an annoying stranger. The situation can be remedied by one person informing the Steve that that they are Steveing.

Scarlett: Alice, you are totally Steveing me right now.

Fred: I was going to hook up with Sandrah last night but I got Steved hard core by Johnny. Fucking Johnny...

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