unofficial

A lame ass excuse to hold a weak party because U of I knows that it isn't a party school and needs a sliver of hope to hang onto. The alcohol consumed on this day is a mere fraction of what is consumed at other schools on a Tuesday afternoon.

Some lamer: Dude come fly out from Santa Barbara for Unofficial!

Cool guy: Sorry, I'll stay in California where we party like that all the time and the parties are not cockfests and full of fuglies.

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