Santa Ana

1. The poorest, most ghetto city in Orange County, without which Orange County would be ranked much higher in terms of average income.

2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.

3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.

4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.

5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.

Newporter: Damn, there's no way I can eat these onion rings, they're way too hard but I'd hate to waste so much food!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!

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