Coronahbitch

1. noun ~ (coro-nah-bitch) used to describe a person who pops up out of nowhere like a velociraptor to screw up one friend’s efforts to promote another friend’s services on Facebook during a global Coronavirus Pandemic for no good reason whatsoever

2. Used as an interjection (coro-NAH-bish) to express level of blowness

Call my girl Kathy to cut your hair bc she will make house calls amidst viral pandemic to earn your business while making you look flawless like me
— In Comments —

1. Nikki - my kid needs a haircut! I want an appointment.
Rebecca - Nah I’ll come give your kid a slightly janky cut for free Nikki!
(Rebecca is being a Coronahbitch)

2. Nikki - my kid needs a haircut! I want an appointment
Rebecca - nah I’ll come give your kid a slightly janky cut for free!
Basically Everyone - CoroNahBitch, thats fucked up

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Pwell

Pwell (n): Shit with a piece of hair in it

There’s a pwell in a toilet Patricia!

College students’ apartments are filthy pwells if anything. Wouldn’t you agree Patricia?

amush

The act of smashing your face into another persons face with loving or sweet intention. Often turns into a long forceful kiss.

One more sweet word and I'm gonna amush you.

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beocheez

Used to describe a person who looks as though they smell like a combination of body odor and cheese. Often characterized by stringy hair, pale skin, or outfits that mix brown and black together.

This room smells like beocheez. Oh, Katie just got here.

Eew, look at that girl. She's so beocheez.

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Myke

A person who mistakes originality for spelling their own name wrong. They are known for over sharing, spending money when they don’t have a job, thinking strangers are their friends, and that acquaintances are girlfriends.

Synonyms: wet noodle, tragedy, joke

“Hey you know that dude Myke? No? Lucky.”

“That dude had to bedazzle his wang. What a mYke”

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Gangster-Barbie

A high ranking FVB gang member, self-proclaimed thug, lives the lifestyle of a gangster by giving a "lack of fu€k$" and "ain't never havin time for dat", maintaining a physical appearance so fancy you already know it, has tattoos from prison, trespasses with the intent to twerk, laughs at kids with ass cancer, and doesn't leave the house without a glow stick.

Person 1: Hey do you think that girl plays basketball?

Person 2: Hell no. She's Gangster-Barbie.

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