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A 2.95 Slurpee, made by Pinkberry, and sold by Starbucks. Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is a major stakeholder in Pinkberry. Unlike the Vivanno, the Sorbetto doesn't make you fart all day long.
Shall we get a Sorbetto?
No, let's go to the 7-eleven and get a proper Slurpee that is 4 times bigger and will only cost us half of what Starbucks charges.
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Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.
After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.
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