Fortnite

A gift from an unknown divine heavenly deity (claims to be God himself) That expunges unholy thots from a mans life through an intense cartoonish violent online battle against other virgins who are seeking to rid themselves of other unholy thots.

Dude I just started playing Fortnite! Now I can tell all the kids at school how many girls I've fucked, when really the closest i got too having any kind of sex is when uncle Bucky tried to touch my willy.

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