Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.

Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality

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