Montrose

A compilation of overdressed Mexicans, abocrombie Fitch douchebags, and stoners. It's situated in what I like the call the left ass cheek of America. Most of the people who inhabit it are dicks and they'll throw rotten eggs at you from there piece of shit car stuffed full of Mexican preps.10 percent of the population is friendly potheads who the majority of aren't dicks, which might be the only thing good about the town besides Denny's.

Guy 1: ever been to montrose

Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of

Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose

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