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When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!
When your laying on the couch and your dog crawls up on you and put his bum in your mount and farts and skittles away
Sophia was sitting on a couch and her Yorkie Effi skittlefarted.
When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.
Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.
When you shit and then giggle because it was funny.
Jamal was full of shits and giggles after eating at China Moon.
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The momma truck to the young trucker.
The young trucker fucked the Mother Trucker.