Skreep

When a'caning a bitch, proceed 'accidentally' slip your shaft thusly into ones anus. A phallic shift.

"Maaannnnnn, last night was so fucking funny, taking Janice from behind... I JUST HAD TO SKREEP HER!"
"Did she twitch like a crackhead?"
"Most definitely"

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Snatchtacular

1. Getting so much pussy it's unbelievable.
2. A way to describe any household task. Your personal preference in Snatch (pussy) will determine how you feel about the particular task.

1. "Dude, last night was absolutely Snatchtacular!"
"Lucky then?"
2. "I fucking love hoovering, it's Snatchtacular at this time in the morning"

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Velocityraptor

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.

"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."

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Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

Cowdrill

An absolute turn of events. Once classified as a Cowdrill, there is no turning back, whatever the locals tell you. Intense hatred and suffering befalls the Cowdrill.

1st Guy: I heard there was some sort of plague coming our way in the Summer....
2nd Guy: Yeah, I heard that as well, I really hope the government don't classify it as a Cowdrill...
1st Guy: Yeah, that would suck...

Roof Tap

To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard.

"Man, bitch was wet last night! Makin' some fresh noises"
"Roof Tap?"

Ripped Shandy

While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

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