Ripped Shandy

While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

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Viconvo

The conversation that follows after said clergy member spots some lonely Vicar Candy.

"Come with me Rory"
"...but Daddy is over there..."
"I said NOW Rory"
"B..but..."
"Do you like candy?"
"W...what"
"DO YOU LIKE CANDY RORY!?"
"Erm... yeah I guess"
"Then come with me and I'll show you my candy"



... *shiver* at that Viconvo...

Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

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Ten Bears

To describe something that has been done to a high degree.

"Dude, that girl is looking for as much free dick as Ten Bears"

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Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.

1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".

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