Mahdi’s mom

A mom who everyone tryna bang but doesn’t tell mahdi because he is a big eyed white kid who likes to correct everyone

Me:yo u seen mahdi’s mom

Friend:yeah I’m tryna hit that shit from the back
Me:same

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Yusuf’s mom

A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at

Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni

Friend: I know right

Me: we should ask her for a rim job

Friend:let’s go

Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni

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