nonewhat

Where somewhat means 'a little bit', this means 'not at all'.

"Are you okay?"
"Somewhat, you?"
"Nonewhat, I broke my arm."

Menstrual Myrtle

Someone who is being overly grumpy and rude (essentially a bitch).

menstrual negative nancy debbie downer myrtle

- There's no fucking glasses.
- Try the dishwasher.
Oh, for God's sake! Right, we're going out.
- Out where? - I don't care.
Outside.
Out of here.
Fucking hell, I'll buy you a new glass if you're going to be such a menstrual Myrtle about it.

Auto-yeet

The process of unconsciously throwing oneself away from something, often happens when electrocuted.

“Dude! Are you okay?! You got electrocuted!”
“Yeah, don’t worry, I auto-yeeted away from the wire so I only crashed into a wall.”