john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

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big pump

lil pump's abusive father

I found big pump!

Chessbait

A chess move that you don't know if it's legal or not but you hope your opponent doesn't care.

Me: "Tf do I do, uh, I will move my knight from A1 to A10."

Magnus Carlson: Nice try chessbaiting me, it's not going to work.
Me: Shit, uhhh, so this isn't chinese checkers then?

wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.