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Like Lava, but can literally Vaporize you because Acid is colored Green
guy: "dude, dont trip, you're over an acid pit"
guy 2: "why man? it's just green! Green is Good!"
guy: "can be molten copper..."
8π 11π
a man-hating asshole bitch who's main duty is to degrade men and tell the world that men are responsible for everything bad in the world.
Biblish: May God bless thou who killeth thy Feminazi
English: God Bless those who shitkicks those fucking Feminazis
63π 591π
I went to order out for pizza, when I got the pizza, i put some black, ultra-spicy hot cajun sauce on the pizza, when i finished the pizza, i was blowing fire and sweating like hell when i ate the cajun pizza
2π 6π
some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying
Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material
12π 9π
best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented
G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!
18π 14π
1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever
2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!
2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
2π 19π
Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt
48π 50π