Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

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Acid

Like Lava, but can literally Vaporize you because Acid is colored Green

guy: "dude, dont trip, you're over an acid pit"
guy 2: "why man? it's just green! Green is Good!"
guy: "can be molten copper..."

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Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing

Everybody uses Hotmail now

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Ø

a circle with a cross, ya dumboes

if you put Ø over <object>, it means "No More <Object>" where <object> can mean anything

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Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.

Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around

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george w. bush

a kwyjibo

who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush

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Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

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