+_+

dead, nothing else

Guy: i'm +_+ if i fail school
Guy 2: So, lots of people failed school, and lived with it

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Self-Explanatory

a term that speaks for itself

Dude, Pwnage is pretty much self-explanatory

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theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed

I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage

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Jump

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places

I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi

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Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

Tennis

the life-sized version of Pong

come on, ball, court, Tennis and Pong aere exactly alike!

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Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

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