Koopalings

the 8 children of Bowser. They have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. This is the list
Iggy: hopped up on crack
Lemmy: ball-loving fuckhead
Roy: strong emptyhead
Wendy: the only female
Morton: fat dumbass
Ludwig: smart for no apparent reason
Bowser Jr.: fuckin' badass
Larry: lying, cheating freak with a mohawk

the Koopalings ARE fucktards, they always let their guard down

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erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

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xyz

1: The username Xyz ('ksiz' or 'ziz')
2: The quote "Xamine Your Zipper"
3: The three axes in order
4: the last three letters of the alphabet (already done)
5: a big, or unkwown, number
6: a wrong result when searching Google Images
7: Fucking up

1: I wonder what XYZ is up to...
2: DUDE! XYZ!
3: I knew what X and Y are, axes. but i never knew the Z axis existed...
4: "self-explanatory"
5: that number is off the charts! let's call it ''XYZ''
6: I just XYZ'd on Google Images! what the hell!?!
7: "D'oh"! I JUST XYZ'D! WHY ME!?!

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+_+

dead, nothing else

Guy: i'm +_+ if i fail school
Guy 2: So, lots of people failed school, and lived with it

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Tornado Fighter

a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.

Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado

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Shigeru Miyamoto

definitely the greatest man of all time

If i met Shigeru Miyamoto, i'd be dazed, confused, and fall on my back

Name could possibly be anglicized as "Gary Meyers"

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Pain Series

absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life.

Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!

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