Sauzech

1:A Sausage or a hotdog
2:A Big Dick
3:An Insult
4:The Boss

1:I cant eat my Sauzech without Ketchup
2:My Sauzech Is so big if you put 10 people in a line I can smack everyone of them in one swipe of my Sauzech
3:What are you,A Sauzech,Help me with these boxes!
4:Im the Sauzech Around Here So you better listen

beretta

The nicest pistol I have ever seen, and I think its about the equivalent to the .45

the beretta kicks ass

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pussy-whipped

A gentlemen who lacks balls, has tits and gets butt sex from his girlfriend 24/7... basically a BITCH of his bitch or a major dildo

BJ is pussy-whipped

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F.U.B.A.R.

ADJ. foo`BAR

An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.

Dude did you see that shemale that was all over Jack?

Yeah that was pretty F.U.B.A.R.

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Raider Fan

1. A person who knows nothing about football that likes to dress up as a grim reaper or some other horror film monster.
2. A drunken idiot that is so ashamed to be a Raider fan, they have to hide behind face-paint and masks.
3. A fan that makes excuses and blames the refs for their losses.
4. Someone who can never get out of the 49ers shadow- hence the dark makeup and masks.
5. Obviously an idiot for liking a team that moves to LA for money, fails, and then moves back to Oakland.
6. Those drunken idiot white trash fools looking for fights that are at A's games on "Dollar Night" because thats the only game they can afford to go to.
6. Someone who likes a team that they can't watch on TV because of their selfish owner needs a sell-out crowd to do so, in which never happens because Raider fans never go to games.
7. I think I've made my point.

Any brainwashed institutionalized trashy scumbag is guaranteed to be a Raider fan.

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joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

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Panzer

German for tank, and short for Panzerkampfwagen. German for armored combat vehicle. The word Panzer is used widely to refer to the many German tanks in World War II, with a total of 6 operational variants, Panzerkampfwagen I-VI. They were the Panzer I(light tank armed with 2 7.92mm MG), Panzer II(light tank, armed with 1 7.92 MG and 1 20mm cannon), Panzer III(light-medium tank, armed with 37mm cannon, 2 7.92mm MG), PAnzer IV (medium battle tank, armed with 75mm short barreled, 2 7.92 MG, later versions armed with long barrel 75mm cannon), Panzer V (aka Panther, armed with high-velocity 75mm, 2 7.92mm MG, considered to be one of the greatest engineering marvels of the war), Panzer VI (aka Tiger, armed with 88mm cannon, 2 7.92 MG, considered to be one of the most powerful tanks of the war; many tank crews often avoided engaging Tigers in the open, this was called "Tigerphobia"), and the Panzer Tiger II Konigstiger (aka King Tiger). These were Germany's main battle tanks from 1939-1945. However, the Panzers weren't limited to tank warfare; other variants came about, such as the Wespe(mobile artillery built on the Panzer II Chassis), Bison I(built on the Panzer I chassis, mobile artillery), Panzer Wirbelwind (mobile anti-aircraft gun build on Panzer IV chassis), Nashorn (mobile anti-tank gun built on Panzer IV chassis), Marder I, II, III (mobile anti-tank guns built on Panzer I, II, and III chassis), and the Sturmgeschutz III(an assault gun/anti-tank gun built on Panzer III chassis).

That being said, Panzers were very reliable tanks, powerful, and deadly. They almost always strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.

On one occasion, a Tiger Tank managed to knock out a whole column of 31 American Sherman tanks.

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