The Matter Baby

Ask what it is and your automatically gay

Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

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Hoe

The only thing you need in Minecraft to survive

That noob crafted a pickaxe first? I'll prepare his grave tomarrow.

I know I'm stacked but why you gotta be stealin' my hoes?

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