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When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.
Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.
Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.
Beer consumed under the following conditions:
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
Beer consumed as part of a positive therapeutic activity.
Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.
Craig: So did you hear the latest complaint from the guy in the next cubicle?
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
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The term used for the complete, unequivocal, and permanent rejection of the Pokemon Go craze.
Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.
A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.
When a video is posted on the internet that does not go viral and probably never had a chance.
Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?
Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
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